Trouble with Signs
Wherein The Gord speaks the truth.
Customer walks up to the counter with two games in hand.
“You do trades right?”
“You can trade in anything that is video game related for credit.”
“Great! Here, how much for these?”
Customer puts 4 VHS tapes on the counter. All $9 old rentals from video stores as their stickers are still on the boxes.
“I wouldn’t say those are video game related.”
“Your sign says ‘Videos and games! Buy, rent and trade!'”
“Sir, it reads ‘Video Games.'”
“Still, it’s misleading.”
“Only if you’re retarded.”
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY
BOOK Annoyances
CHAPTER Chapter Nineteen
SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter19.php
NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.
THE GORD'S COMMENT