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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 19

More Free Rental Madness

Wherein The Gord speaks the truth.

“This game is defective.”

“Very well, I’ll replace it with another one of the same. Here you go.”

“I want a different game in case they are all defective.”

“I’ve been learning Swahili at night! You just said that you hated the game and decided you wanted it to be a free rental, and you wanted to get another game. Wow I’m good!”

All I need to do now is invent "annoying customer spray" that will keep them at bay, and the world will be a better place.
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY

BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Nineteen

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter19.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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