I have a Book
Wherein The Gord gives advice to all.
“I’d like to rent this game please.”
“Do you have an account?”
“No. But I’d like to sign up one.”
“Very well. Driver’s licence and credit card please.”
<dramatic pause>
“I have a school book with my name on it.”
“Your parents must be so proud.”
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY
BOOK Annoyances
CHAPTER Chapter Twenty-Three
SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter23.php
NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.
THE GORD'S COMMENT