Einstein He Is Not
Wherein The Gord endures the oppression of hackers.
“What does it take to rent a PS2?”
“A driver’s license and a credit card.”
“And if I don’t have those?”
“A cash deposit of $300.”
“Can I leave the deposit next time I rent?”
“Uhm, no… Then there would be no deposit on this rental. That would mean that my previous answer would have been ‘there is no deposit required on PS2’s’.”
“Well then, I won’t rent one.”
“That would be my point.”
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY
BOOK Annoyances
CHAPTER Chapter One
SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter01.php
NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.
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