Lost and Found
Wherein The Gord gives advice to all.
“This is Gord calling from Gamer’s Edge. Just informing you that Devil Dice is late by a week.”
“Actually, I lost it. What will it cost me to replace?”
“Twenty-four dollars.”
“That’s cheap. Uhm… Can I have the case since you won’t need it anymore… Just in case it turns up one day… You know how kids are…”
“Sir, while Devil Dice is an uncommon game, I have them in stock brand new for $30.”
“Really?”
“Really. Wouldn’t you prefer buying a new one?”
“Oh, in that case I’ll be right down with your game. Can you hold a new copy for me?”
“No problem.”
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY
BOOK Annoyances
CHAPTER Chapter Twenty-Three
SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter23.php
NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.
THE GORD'S COMMENT