TV Opportunities
Wherein The Gord is saddened greatly.
“What video game systems do you rent?”
“Pretty much everything released in the last five years.”
“And how much to rent the TV?”
“You can play games in the back for no charge. Help yourself.”
“I meant to take the TV home.”
“…”
“…”
“No. It’s not something one can rent to take home.”
“Please? It’s my son’s birthday tomorrow.”
“I don’t believe you’ve thought this through. Don’t you own a Honda Accord? How would you possibly transport it?”
“Does that mean you’ll rent it out?”
“No.”
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY
BOOK Annoyances
CHAPTER Chapter Twenty-Five
SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter25.php
NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.
THE GORD'S COMMENT