Used Controllers
Wherein The Gord refuses to sell the controllers he doesn't have.
“Do you have any used dual shock controllers?”
No I don’t.
“Yes you do!”
I do?
“Right there!”
Those are the controllers for the demo machine.
“And right there!”
Those belong to the rental units.
“Just sell me one of those.”
And what would I use for rental machines?
“You could open new ones for those. “
Uhm, no.
“Why don’t you have any used controllers?”
Because they usually only come in with a used machine. As such, I sell them with the machines.
“So sell me one of those.”
And sell the machine with no controllers? That’ll go over well.
“You don’t want my business!”
How about I sell you something I have in stock like a new controller?
“I’ll take my business elsewhere.”
Would you mind? I would appreciate that.
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY
BOOK Annoyances
CHAPTER Chapter Two
SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter02.php
NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.
THE GORD'S COMMENT