Intellecual Osmosis

So there the Gord was, trapped talking to an idiot. Ever resourceful, he came up with this…

“I’m sorry, I’m afraid I subscribe to the theory of intellectual osmosis. As such, I must now cease our conversation and move away from you before my intelligence begins to drop. Good day.”

Then Gord walked away. The other customers in the store had a very good laugh and had to explain to the idiot what Gord meant, and he was very pissed. I don’t think he ever came back.