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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF CHRONICLES · CH. 9

Don’t You Dare Hang Up On Me!

Wherein The Gord refuses to help the undeserving.

<Ring>

“Gamer’s Edge”

“Yes, I’m stuck in GoldenEye on the snow level.”

“I’m sorry sir, we don’t give advice for games over the phone.”

“I DEMAND you help me get through this!”

“If you say so.”

<click>

<ring>

“Gamer’s Edge”

“Don’t you dare fucking hang up on me!”

“Ok.”

<click>

<ring>

“Gamer’s Edge”

“What the hell are you doing?!? I said don’t fucking hang up on me!”

“So sorry about that. It’ll never happen again.”

<click>

No one makes demands of the Gord for he shall cast them off and abandon them to the darkness.

Why do they insist on calling someone who keeps hanging up on them? All it does is make them so angry they'll do nothing.
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY

BOOK Chronicles

CHAPTER Chapter Nine

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Chronicles/chapter09.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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