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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 3

My Parents Won’t Let Me

Wherein The Gord resists intellectual osmosis.

“You sure have a lot of PlayStation games.”

“Yes, yes I do.”

“I wish I had a PlayStation.”

“Why don’t you pick one up? They’re free in large, specially marked boxes of cereal.”

“My parents won’t let me have one.”

This guy was around 22. Even the Gord can’t help some people.

The Gord often wonders why people threaten to never come back after they've been told never to return.
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY

BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Three

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter03.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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