A Touch Late
Wherein The Gord gives advice to all.
“I’d like to rent these games please.”
“Your account is closed.”
“Why is that?”
“You rented a game and two movies eight months ago and didn’t bring them back despite a number of phone calls requesting them, and your numerous promises to return them.”
<dramatic pause>
“Yea….”
“That’s lovely.”
“And?”
“That was it really. Do you like my new shirt?”
“So… like… if I brought the stuff back could I rent again?”
“We’ll talk.”
<customer returns the next day with product in hand>
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY
BOOK Annoyances
CHAPTER Chapter Twenty-Three
SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter23.php
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