Time Shift
Wherein The Gord points of the obvious.
“You owe me $5 for a resurfacing charge on Final Fantasy 9.”
“What? Why!”
“After you rented it, I had to send one of the CDs out to be resurfaced because it was so badly damaged.”
“It was like that when I got it.”
“You were the first person to rent it.”
<dramatic pause>
“Was not.”
“You rented it the day it was released.”
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY
BOOK Annoyances
CHAPTER Chapter Twenty-Four
SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter24.php
NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.
THE GORD'S COMMENT