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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 5

Why oh Why?

Wherein The Gord holds a Tournament.

<Ring>

“Gamer’s Edge”

“Yes, why did you bill my credit card?”

“What is your name or phone number please.”

<pause>

“Ah yes, well I billed it because you rented Allied General, NFL Gameday 99 and MBL 99 and never returned them.”

“Now I can’t order something as my credit card is now full! Why did you do that!”

“Well, you did rent and not return the games.”

“So?”

“Well, that was my argument in its entirety actually.”

“I’m never coming back.”

“Sounds good to me.”

<click>

All I need to do now is invent "annoying customer spray" that will keep them at bay, and the world will be a better place.
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY

BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Five

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter05.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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