The Hopeless

“I’d like to rent these games please.”

“It shows your account as being closed and forwarded to collections because you didn’t return the last thing you rented.”

“That’s ok. I’ll just rent these now.”

“No, you’re not understanding. Unless you pay that off, you’re not going to be able to rent.”

“Why should I have to pay it?”

“Because you didn’t return stuff from before.”

“I just won’t rent then! You just lost $5!”

“Yes, yes. I suppose I did.”