Episode One = Not Good

So Gord was in the camp of the majority who feel that Star Wars: Episode One just wasn’t that good. Though it was damn pretty. Just pretty didn’t make it good, only pretty.

From a magazine the logo to of “Star Wars: Episode One” was cut out. Upon this was drawn a big red circle and red line through it. This was then placed in the window. It was small, measuring 4cm by 3cm.

A few days later this guy comes in and goes into how Gord’s little sign in the window is illegal and wrong! “Episode One was great” he declared. And he went on to tell Gord how Gord was keeping the legions of Star Wars fans from his store with such a horrible sign.

“You’ve seen it three times already haven’t you?”

“Yes.”

“No girlfriend I take it?”

“No, why?

“My point exactly.”