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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 5

Welcome to Earth. Get The Hell Out!

Wherein The Gord holds a Tournament.

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“Gamer’s Edge”

“Yes… I ordered a game from you to be delivered COD, and you told me $35, and when it arrived it was $46.40!”

“Ma’am. The game is $35. PST and GST are $4.90, bringing the total to $39.90. “

“But it came to more than that! And you never told me about tax!”

“Uhm… ok. Anyway, Shipping was $1.50, and the COD charge is $5.”

“You told me $35!”

“Ma’am. I sold you a $35 game and you expected the extra charges because you requested it be shipped COD. And everyone pays tax. There were no hidden surprises. “

Sadly this conversation happens far too often…

All I need to do now is invent "annoying customer spray" that will keep them at bay, and the world will be a better place.
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY

BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Five

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter05.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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