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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 6

Everyone Wants To Share In The Love!

Wherein The Gord exchanges nothing for nothing.

“Excuse me… I’m trying to play the machine here, and I’ve hit reset 3 times, but it’s not working.”

“That would be because there is nothing in the machine.”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m leaving it alone for now. “

“But I want to play!”

“That’s nice. Do you even have an account here?”

“No.. But I’ll be renting something one day.”

“Then one day I’ll let you play on the big screen for free.”

How is it that so many people have but one goal in life, and that one goal is to annoy me?
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY

BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Six

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter06.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

TEMPT FATE AGAIN