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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 6

Why Aren’t My Stolen Games Worth More?

Wherein The Gord exchanges nothing for nothing.

“Excuse me. What’s this copy of Final Fantasy 9 worth?”

(The game is in rental cases, stickers peeled off from Microplay, no box, just the CD’s, and the game only came out a couple weeks prior.)

“Uhm… Not much. Being I don’t really sell PlayStation games without their boxes.”

How about $30?”

“How about $5.”

“$5 per disc?”

“No.”

“I think I’ll take my business elsewhere.”

“You do that.”

How is it that so many people have but one goal in life, and that one goal is to annoy me?
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY

BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Six

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter06.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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