But I Paid $100!

Gord had a guy in who was pissed Gord wouldn’t give him cash for a N64.

“Why the hell not!”

“Because I already have five used ones. And it’s now a dead console. No one cares. I’m not paying cash for a dead console.”

“Look, all I want is $100.”

“It sells new for $100!”

“I know, that’s what I paid for it.”

“Buying a console is not a hedge against inflation, it’s a toy. Toys generally don’t appreciate in value.”

“$100 and it’s yours.”

“That’s ok.”

“Fine! I’ll take it elsewhere!”

“You do that.”