My Brain Hurts

“Microplay has this game priced at $9.95. Will you price match as yours is priced at $10?”

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“Sure.”

“I’d buy this game from you, but I’ve got it on hold from Microplay. It’s not nice to cancel an order when a store is nice enough to hold a game for you.”

“But you cancel games from me all the time. In fact, you’ve done it so many times I won’t order anything in for you unless you prepay for it, and I won’t hold anything for you for longer than a day. Hell, you’ve cancelled more stuff than you’ve ever picked up.”

“Well, I don’t want to make enemies.”

“I see… Oh wait, no I don’t.”