My Brain Still Hurts!

At the store there are a couple Virtual Boys set up to look all cool on top of a high display case. And people being people, they just know if it’s on a six foot display case, not plugged in and no controller around, it must be there for playing for free. And that sign on the one facing forward that says “Warning! Do Not Play!” means “Hook me up boy!”

So one day the Gord puts a sign in the Virtual Boy that was spun around so the display was facing away from people, and he stuffed a sign in there that read “Hey Jackass! How about you show some manners and put me back!”

One day a guy brought the unit to the counter and asked what the sign meant.

ARGH!