Trade You Copper For Gold?

“How long would you like to rent Final Fantasy Tactics for?”

“Actually, I want to buy one of your copies. How does $30 sound?”

“Sounds about $80 short.”

“But you have three copies!”

“Yes, and if I were to sell one, I would sell it for no less than $100.”

“That’s too much!”

“Actually, it’s not high enough. They often sell for more, and even at that price they go the same day I get them in.”

“You should sell one to me for $30.”

“No, that’s quite alright.”

(note: this was before it went budget label on a re-release July 2001.)