Give Me My Gold Back!

“It’s been three weeks since I ordered my game that I pre-paid for. I’m tired of waiting, I want my money back.”

“Ok. What’s your phone #?”

<Gord looks up the phone number in the pre-sales and pre-pays>

“Uhm, I can’t seem to find it. What’s your name?”

<Gord looks up the name, both first and last, and finds nothing>

“What game was it you ordered?”

“Chrono Cross.”

“That’s odd. I have had those in stock since January. I shouldn’t have taken a pre-pay on that.”

“I’ll just take one of those then.”

“I can’t find any record of you at all. Are you sure you pre-paid?”

“Here’s my receipt! Are you calling me a liar?”

<Dramatic pause>

“Ma’am. This is a receipt from Microplay. Perhaps they would be more likely to give you a refund, being that they took your money in the first place.”