Or You Either!

“I’d like to drop off a resume.”

“Sure.”

“What are you doing?”

“I’m marking it.”

“What?”

“Tsk, you spelled ‘McDonald’s” wrong.”

<Gord starts to highlight the mistakes with a red felt pen. Guy just stands there while Gord marks his entire resume.>

“Here you go.”

“Why did you put a giant ‘F’ on it?”

“Because there were 17 grammatical mistakes on your resume. You failed.”

“I’m leaving!”

“Ok.”

And the Gord gave the applicant his resume back so that he could fix it, and perhaps one day get a job.