No Pot Of Gold For You!

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“Gamer’s Edge”

“Yes, I dropped off a resume last week, and you just mailed it back to me. Why?”

“Because I marked it. You failed.”

“Why did you do that?”

“Because it was a god awful resume. You even gave your last name two different spellings, listed the wrong area code, had your work experience in random order, and had no less than 20 spelling mistakes on the first page.”

“It wasn’t that bad.”

“Yes it was. That’s why I gave it an ‘F’. Look at it! Not one part of it didn’t have at least one error. That’s why there is red all over it.”

“Does this mean I don’t get a job?”

“That would be correct. I try not to hire retarded monkeys.”