I Can’t Read Your Crazy Moon Language!

“Could you order me in a copy of Final Fantasy 9 from Japan? I don’t want to wait till it comes out here.”

“Uhm, sure. It’ll be about $95 for a new copy imported from Japan, and it’ll take about two weeks.”

Game arrives, customer buys, and customer returns.

“Hey! I can’t read the game! It’s in Chinese!”

“Actually, it’s in Japanese. Being it’s a Japanese game, for Japanese gamers, in Japan.”

“I can’t read it.”

“Well, just what did you think the game would be in? English?”

“They should be.”

“I’ll let them know.”