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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 13

Gord, You Scare Me.

Wherein The Gord reveals the limitations of PlayStations.

Gord has his computer and MP3 love action wired into his stereo and with it, he can wield much music love action all around the store!

And with part of this, he also has a headset wired into his computer. Primarily used for networked gaming, it can also be used to make Gord into DJ Gord!

And DJ Gord was on the good. Music was booming, games were playing, the good times were all about. And then a new customer walked in the door.

And over the speakers bellowed “Welcome to the Player’s Edge, the hottest nightclub in town! I’m DJ Gord, and I’m dealing up fun-o-tainment!”

Customer turns and leaves.

When Gord is in charge, mandatory classes on being a normal customer will be required for everyone.
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BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Thirteen

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter13.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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