<Ring>
“Gamer’s Edge”
“Yes, I was wondering if you could tell me how much credit I have on file.”
“What is your phone number please?”
<name and phone number are given>
“You currently have $0 credit on file.”
“But I had over $50!”
“That is true, you did. But then you stole Aerofighter Assault on May 22 of 2000. So I just took the price of if off your credit, and then took the rest away under the ‘idiot tax.'”
“I didn’t steal it”
“Yes you did. I saw you. I even asked you if you liked crap shooting games before you left, and that I specifically said that ‘Aerofighter Assault is a very poor game, I can’t believe anyone would rent it.’ I said it right to you when the game was sticking out from your pocket.”
“I don’t steal!”
“I saw you pick it up and put in your pocket.”
<Dramatic pause>
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THE GORD'S COMMENT · CH. 10
Never steal from the guy who owes you money.