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Category: The Book of Annoyances

  • September 19, 2026
    "This is Gord calling from Gamer's Edge. Just informing you that Devil Dice is late by a week." "Actually, I…
  • September 19, 2026
    "I'd like to rent this game please." "Do you have an account?" "No. But I'd like to sign up one."…
  • September 19, 2026
    Ten year old child brings Grant Theft Auto to the counter and asks to rent it. Gord speaks to the…
  • September 19, 2026
    "What does it take to sign up an account?" "ID and credit card." "What if I have no credit card?"…
  • September 19, 2026
    "This CD doesn't work. I gave it to you to resurface, and it doesn't work in my PlayStation." "Really? Well,…
  • September 19, 2026
    Japanese writing on signs is just sort of cool. So one day, Gord had the painted sign in the window…
  • September 19, 2026
    "Do you have any codes for video games?" "Not really. I generally don't use codes. Plus, when I need one…
  • September 19, 2026
    "What game is that you're playing?" "StarCraft." "Is that Johnny Cash I hear?" "Yep. A little Ring of Fire." "Why…
  • September 19, 2026
    "If someone rents something and doesn't bring it back, what do you do?" "The account is forwarded to collections." "Ah,…
  • September 19, 2026
    Tetris Plus & Rage Racer not returned! Moved. Product Replaced 6/14/98 Forwarded to collections 6/20/98 Returned 7/4/98 - blames roommate…