I’m Sorry, I Don’t Care For Annoying Non-Paying Customers.

Near the end of his reign, Gord would start just saying “I don’t know” if the annoying customer was a repeat person that had asked and annoyed him before and Gord had felt they were basically a deadbeat looking for a used $5 copy that they would never find.

“Do you have Metal Gear Solid?”

“Not a clue.”

“Could you check?”

“I don’t know how to.”

“What?”

“But you’re free to look on the wall for it.”

“Are you sure you don’t know where it is?”

“Are you going to buy it?”

“No, I just want to know if you have it.”

“Then I don’t have a clue.”