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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 17

Note To Self:

Wherein The Gord theorizes about sharks.

Talking to a person about being into the hardcore gaming scene is completely different than talking to them about the hardcore anime scene. In future, I must find a new adjective.

And do not, I repeat, do not say “if she is really into the hardcore anime scene, I can get import DVD’s from Japan and Hong Kong” when I’m talking to a 14 year old girl’s mother.

Further notation: Do not attempt to salvage this by then saying “I mean, I can get DVD’s from Japan that you can’t get here.”

Next time, say “really likes anime” and “can get DVD’s not on sale here yet.”

Why do they buy stuff without reading the directions clearly labeled on the box with bold lettering?
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BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Seventeen

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter17.php

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