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“What used PC games have you got?”

“A few. How fast is your machine?”

“It’s a 386-25.”

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“I’m afraid I don’t have anything that will run on that machine.”

“I can run anything on it.”

“No, no you can’t.”

“You see, I’m really good at computers. I hacked the chip, and unlocked the secret instructions that actually made my machine as fast as a Pentium 133!”

“Oh really?”

“Yep. So I can play anything. I play Half Life all the time,”

“If you say so.”

“But don’t tell anyone. I don’t want to get sued over cracking the chip.”

“I’m pretty sure that won’t be a problem.”