Does No One Care About What the Sign Says?
Wherein The Gord talks about signs
“How good is this game?”
Customer brings up one year old version of NHL Face-off ’99 with a starburst sticker on.
“Sir, what does the sticker say?”
“It says ‘Just Like NHL ’98′”
“And?”
“‘Only it sucks.'”
“All together now.”
“‘Just like NHL 98 only it sucks.'”
“There you go.”
“So, is it good?”
“Sir, the game is $5. NHL ’98 is $20.”
“I’ll take it.”
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY
BOOK Annoyances
CHAPTER Chapter Eighteen
SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter18.php
NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.
THE GORD'S COMMENT