How About More Direct From The Computer

Wherein The Gord looks into the computer.

Mark St. Bean 333-3333 – msg.

350 Little House Rd.

ODL – S8888-33333-44444

Caller ID# – 444-4444

New Address: Unit 42 – Evergreen Forest Motel – 8/12/98

New Address: Vancouver Island Correctional Facility. – 11/2/98

THE GORD'S COMMENT

All I need to do now is invent "annoying customer spray" that will keep them at bay, and the world will be a better place.

ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY

BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Twenty

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter20.php

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