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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 20

At Least Pretend To Be Honest

Wherein The Gord looks into the computer.

Customer rents game. Customer looks at the bottom of game.

“Do you have a better copy? This one has lots of scratches.”

“That’ll run fine. That’s pretty much average wear for a PlayStation game that four months old. If the game gets to a point where it’s skipping or not loading, I get them resurfaced.”

“My CDR can’t copy PlayStation games if they aren’t perfectly clean.”

“I hear I stopped caring about your concerns the very instant you said you were only renting games to copy them. I also hear it happened about six seconds ago. Good day.”

All I need to do now is invent "annoying customer spray" that will keep them at bay, and the world will be a better place.
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BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Twenty

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter20.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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