Don’t You Dare Hang Up On Me!
Wherein The Gord refuses to help the undeserving.
<Ring>
“Gamer’s Edge”
“Yes, I’m stuck in GoldenEye on the snow level.”
“I’m sorry sir, we don’t give advice for games over the phone.”
“I DEMAND you help me get through this!”
“If you say so.”
<click>
<ring>
“Gamer’s Edge”
“Don’t you dare fucking hang up on me!”
“Ok.”
<click>
<ring>
“Gamer’s Edge”
“What the hell are you doing?!? I said don’t fucking hang up on me!”
“So sorry about that. It’ll never happen again.”
<click>
No one makes demands of the Gord for he shall cast them off and abandon them to the darkness.
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY
BOOK Chronicles
CHAPTER Chapter Nine
SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Chronicles/chapter09.php
NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.
THE GORD'S COMMENT