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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 3

They Must Have it!

Wherein The Gord resists intellectual osmosis.

Customer walks into the store to speak to the Gord.

“I have been looking for Megaman X4 forever! I’ve looked everywhere! I really, really want it. Do you have it?”

“Yes.”

“New, used, or rental?”

“Yes. All of the above.”

“Ah good.” And then he leaves.

“Err… Ok….”

Some people when faced with the end of a journey simply decide to begin anew I guess.

The Gord often wonders why people threaten to never come back after they've been told never to return.
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BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Three

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter03.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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