Where’s My Book?

“Did you get my strategy guide in for Donkey Kong Country 64 in yet?”

“What strategy guide?”

“The one I ordered.”

“You never ordered one.”

“Yes I did.”

“No, no you didn’t. We discussed the availability of getting them, I gave you a short list of what I could order in and what the costs were, and you told me you were going to decide later and call me back.”

“So why didn’t you order them in? You knew I was going to get one.”

“A thousand pardons. I should have known what you wanted before you did. Would you like me to order one in now?”

“Well, I don’t know. I’ll call you later when I get home.”

“I’ve been here before… and I don’t like this circle.”