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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 7

Things Have Different Prices…

Wherein The Gord spites a pirate.

“I’d like to buy this game.”

“Ok. $59 plus tax comes to $67.26.”

“I don’t want to pay that much.”

“Then I might suggest a different game?”

“I want to pay $30.”

“Then I will have to suggest you buy a different game.”

“Some of your other games for the Dreamcast are $30.”

“Yes, yes some of them are.”

“Every game should be the same price! You’re ripping people off by charging more for some games! I KNOW you get them all for the same price!”

“Well, on my world, things are priced differently based on my cost and demand for the item. But mostly my cost. If I sold you Crazy Taxi for $30, I’d lose $20. Now, where I come from that’s B. A. D. Bad.”

“Don’t lie to me! I know you’re making money at $30!”

“You’re right. On games that are priced at $30, I probably am making money as my cost would be less than $30.”

Why would I sell mod chips? Hell, why not go all the way and start selling copies too so I can make extra money! Do they not think?!
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BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Seven

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter07.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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