Decepticons

And Gord said to the sidekick “Go forth and create this symbol for me and place it in the window!”

And after the sidekick toiled for five hours, the project was complete. A rather large Decepticon symbol was complete and in the window.

The Gord added a sign under it that said “We welcome the Oppressors.”

And the next day an individual entered the store and asked the sidekick what the slogan meant.

The sidekick points to the giant symbol.

A few seconds later the person gets all offended, storms around the store, and then finally leaves.

Again, some people’s children… Oh wait, he wasn’t a child. He was a bum on welfare who was about 25.

Update: The sign has been changed to “We are here to protect YOU!” So far no one has been offended.