Stolen Rental Game Love Action!

“I’d like to trade these games in please. What are they worth?”

“Given that they are my games that someone rented a couple days back, I’d say they are worth nothing. I’m sure the person who rented them will thank you for returning them for him.”

“I bought those games! They aren’t yours!”

“Sir, not only are the games still in my rental cases, but they are also labeled with security marker with my name on them.”

“How about $20?”

“How about I wish you a good day?”

“Give me back my games!”

“You’re not keeping up here. They aren’t your games to keep.”

“I’ll phone the police.”

“Fine. Go ahead. You can explain to them why you were trying to sell me stolen games. Last I checked, selling stolen merchandise that you know is stolen is illegal. You must be new to this crime thing.”

And buddy left, never to return.