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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 11

He Forgot His Gold!

Wherein The Gord shares his gold.

“I hear you guys can order in rare games?”

“Yep. We do a lot of that here.”

“I really, really want Return Fire. I’d like to order that game right now please.”

“I have those in stock. $39. Top shelf in the new game section.”

“Uhm, I can’t afford it right now.”

“I see… So you were ordering a game you can’t afford to pay for? Please note that all your future orders will have to be prepaid for.”

Everyone wants my gold... Away foul demons of the netherworld! My gold is not for the likes of them!
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BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Eleven

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter11.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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