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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 14

I Only Wish I Was Smart!

Wherein The Gord holds fast against his inferiors.

“What’s it take to rent a PlayStation 2?”

“A drivers license and a credit card.”

“If I don’t have that?”

“A drivers license, a Social Insurance card, and a $300 cash deposit.”

“And the machine includes a game with it?”

“Yes, you get one free game with it.”

“How about I just take the machine with no game, and then I don’t have to leave a deposit?”

“So you are of the belief that I’m worried so much about a game, that I’m taking a $300 deposit on a $60 game, and $0 deposit on a $500 system…”

“Well, I don’t have $300.”

“Then you won’t be renting.”

Is there a contest running on who can produce the most genetically repressed child? For this theory carries much evidence.
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BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Fourteen

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter14.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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