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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 7

Why Yes, I Give More For Games In Trade Than What They Sell For New…

Wherein The Gord spites a pirate.

<Ring>

“Gamer’s Edge”

“Yes, what would you give me for a copy of Madden 2001 for the PS2?”

“$25 in credit.”

“I talked to some other game stores, and they said they would give me $65 to $70.”

“Then I suggest you take it to them. I find giving more for a used game than what it sells for new to be a very poor business decision.”

<long pause>

“Uhm… how about $50?”

“No, no, no. I insist you take your game to one of those fine stores that undoubtedly seeks your business much more than I do, as they are willing to take such a loss for your benefit. Have a good day.”

<click>

Why do people try such obvious lies just to try and get more for their games? Do they believe anyone would price match such a ridiculous claim simply because of a zealotry to earn customers? Some people’s children.

Why would I sell mod chips? Hell, why not go all the way and start selling copies too so I can make extra money! Do they not think?!
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY

BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Seven

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter07.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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