The $14 PlayStation

“I’d like to buy that used PlayStation with my credit please.”

“Sir, you only have $14 credit, and used PlayStations are $80.”

“I have more than that!”

“Well, at your high point you did have $110 credit, but you’ve spent It all on drinks and late fees. In fact, you’ve still got two games out that combined you owe $42 in late charges on.”

“Well, I don’t owe for those. I rented them for someone else.”

“This would be an example of why you shouldn’t rent for friends. And since you rented them, you do owe for them.”

“Just give me the PlayStation on account, and I’ll pay for it later.”

“I’m sorry, but I’m not a bank nor a credit card agency. Might I suggest you contact them.”