Trade You Gold For Copper!
Wherein The Gord shares his gold.
“Oh my god! I’ve been looking for this game forever!”
<customer brings up rental copy of Allied General to the counter.>
“I’ll give you $50 for this title right now.”
“Sir, they sell new for $29. Would you like one?”
<Gord points to one sitting on the retail section>
“uh.. Sure.”
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY
BOOK Annoyances
CHAPTER Chapter Eleven
SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter11.php
NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.
THE GORD'S COMMENT