- September 19, 2026"Can I pay for a game with a post-dated cheque? I have an account with your store." (note: This was…
- September 19, 2026"Microplay has this game priced at $9.95. Will you price match as yours is priced at $10?" <pause> "Sure." "I'd…
- September 19, 2026Guy rents a game. Guy steals game. Guy has $58 credit on file. Game costs $14.90 to replace. Gord calls…
- September 19, 2026"Here's your Dreamcast back." "Very well then. You want to pay for the extra day charges now or next time…
- September 19, 2026So the Gord puts up a sign over his used games available for sale that reads "Recycled Fun!" "Do you…
- September 19, 2026Oh, how the lower intellects believe they know more than the Gord. In the store there is a rather large…
- September 19, 2026So at the store, the Gord has an eight port hub set up and extra LAN cables so that his…
- September 19, 2026"I'd like to buy this game." "Ok. $59 plus tax comes to $67.26." "I don't want to pay that much."…
- September 19, 2026And Gord said to the sidekick "Go forth and create this symbol for me and place it in the window!"…
- September 19, 2026<Ring> "Gamer's Edge" "Yes, what would you give me for a copy of Madden 2001 for the PS2?" "$25 in…