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Category: The Book of Annoyances

  • September 19, 2026
    "Did you get my strategy guide in for Donkey Kong Country 64 in yet?" "What strategy guide?" "The one I…
  • With Parents Like This

    September 19, 2026
    So a kid, around 19, signs up a new account. He decides to rent Sled Storm, and then never comes…
  • September 19, 2026
    Customer walks into the store to speak to the Gord. "I have been looking for Megaman X4 forever! I've looked…
  • September 19, 2026
    "You sure have a lot of PlayStation games." "Yes, yes I do." "I wish I had a PlayStation." "Why don't…
  • Intellectual Osmosis

    September 19, 2026
    So there the Gord was, trapped talking to an idiot. Ever resourceful, he came up with this... "I'm sorry, I'm…
  • September 19, 2026
    When you rent a PlayStation from Gord it costs $5 and includes one free game. Anyway, there was this guy…
  • September 19, 2026
    Can you play PlayStation 2 games on a PlayStation 1? No. So you can't play PlayStation 2 games on a…
  • September 19, 2026
    "I'm phoning about Jet Moto 3 that you have out to let you know it's late." "That's ok. It's been…
  • September 19, 2026
    "What's this about your collection company saying I never returned Resident Evil 2!" Well, you didn't return Resident Evil 2.…
  • September 19, 2026
    "Do you have any used dual shock controllers?" No I don't. "Yes you do!" I do? "Right there!" Those are…