- September 19, 2026"Do you rent VCR's?" "Nope. We're a video game store. We strictly do video game related products." "Then why don't…
- September 19, 2026"I'd like to trade these two games in for Final Fantasy III." "Uhm, no." "Why not! You're getting two newer…
- September 19, 2026"What do you sell GameSharks for?" "$30." "How much for a used one?" "I don't have any." "What if you…
- September 19, 2026"This game doesn't work in my Nintendo 64. It says it requires an expansion pack!" "Ok." "You should have told…
- September 19, 2026"What does WWF Attitude cost?" "$10." "What does WaveRace 64 cost?" "$20." "Why does WaveRace 64 cost more than WWF…
- September 19, 2026Annoying 14 year olds who had been in the store before and annoyed Gord with their childish antics enter into…
- September 19, 2026"That'll be $3 for two days." "Uhm, I forgot my wallet. Can I pay when I bring it back?" "Sure."…
- September 19, 2026A few days before Christmas. Customer asks Gord to hold a used copy of Perfect Dark. The claim is that…
- September 19, 2026Customer comes in. Says he wants to sell a PlayStation for cash. Agrees to amount offered by Gord ($40). Gord…
- September 19, 2026"Will you be having a Boxing Day sale?" (ed: In Canada, Boxing Day is the day right after Christmas, and…