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Category: The Book of Annoyances

  • September 19, 2026
    <Ring> "Gamer's Edge" "Yes, I'm following up on a former employee of yours who applied for a job with our…
  • September 19, 2026
    Customer brings in PlayStation with a non-responsive controller port. A simple fuse re-soldering job. A quick pop the top off,…
  • September 19, 2026
    Customer asks Gord about ordering a selection of anime DVD's. Gord informs him that they are $45 each. Then add…
  • September 19, 2026
    "So what's wrong with your PlayStation?" "Well, it was working one day, and then today it wasn't. Could you fix…
  • September 19, 2026
    Gord has his computer and MP3 love action wired into his stereo and with it, he can wield much music…
  • September 19, 2026
    "You now have $1 left in credit." "No I don't, I have $2." "You had $11. You used $10 of…
  • September 19, 2026
    "Could you order me in a copy of Final Fantasy 9 from Japan? I don't want to wait till it…
  • September 19, 2026
    "Wow! You got anime on DVD! I'll rent this one." Customer rents DVD anime. Customer leaves. Customer returns. "It doesn't…
  • September 19, 2026
    "Do you have any copies of Gran Turismo 3 in?" "I'm sorry, it won't be out till mid-July." (note: it…
  • September 19, 2026
    So the Gord decided to go with the idea put forth to him that he should liquidate all his crap…